How Do You Like Your Eggs?

In New England, they're hard-boiled with a grey tinged yoke and a bit too much salt.

In Key West, they're sunny-side up with a side of avocado.

Fortunately, I recently had a taste of the sunny side of the world with a quick getaway to Key West, where I didn't see a single snowflake, Windsor chair, or braided oval rug.

Part of a wall mural at the back porch of DJ's Clam Shack.

Ahhh... I feel better.

I did see lots of beautiful colors, including this lovely coral:

Seeing red? Not sure where this was.

And, of course, typical Florida pastels, as seen on this antique car:

There were plenty of examples of Art Deco splendor, similar to Miami, as seen on the Tropic Cinema and the Strand Theater (sadly, now a Walgreen's Pharmacy):

Tropic Cinema. Yes, that's Marilyn at the lower left.

Strand Theater facade.

I also loved the purple signage with architectural cutouts for the Orchid Key Inn on Duval Street:

And this mid-century marvel I spotted on a local side street (I'm wild about the cutouts):

I also liked the funky randomness of island life, as depicted in these snapshots:

Random cleanliness on the streets of Key West.

Fleming Street flora.

Cock lookin' for a fight.

Even though it's a crowded tourist spot, a visit to the Ernest Hemingway mansion on Whitehead Street is a must. The plantation style facade is appealing, and the grounds are especially pleasant.

Hemingway House - back view.

There's even a mini cat version of the mansion on the grounds, where I met a few descendants of Hemingway's cats, including Mrs. Hadley (all-black, with six toes on her paws), Audrey Hepburn (white and caramel patchwork) and Clark Gable (a beautiful, light dusty grey).

Kitty Hemingway House

I also noticed additional indigenous architectural details, such as this front porch with unique archways. I saw these exact style railing cutouts on many houses all over the island:

House on Whitehead Street.

Another common Southern detail is the blue painted ceiling, shown here on the front porch of the Eden House, where I stayed.

This tradition apparently originated out of the fear of "haints," or restless spirits of the dead. Many Southerners believe painting your porch ceiling a light blue will protect your home from evil spirits. I also noticed some "Haint Blue" ceilings last year in New Orleans — definitely no surprise there!


By the time I left Key West, I was a bit "fried" from the flights, but I really enjoyed the getaway and its many fringe benefits:

Winter Blues Table

Wintertime... and the living is cold and rather bleak on some days, though brightening up my table with another vintage cloth helps.

I like this one because the colors are atypical, as is the pinecone design. I complemented the cloth with pieces of my vintage pinecone dinnerware and my snowflake candles, which I will probably never light.

Anyone for coffee and ice cream?

A Very Vintage Christmas

This year's Christmas tree — imported from South Windsor, CT once again — is decorated using all C-6 bubble lights in multiple colors.

The challenge with the bubble lights is getting them to stay vertical because as the days pass, the branches start to droop. In any case, the bubbling action never fails to delight, and a whole tree of them actually produces a calming effect.

Most of the ornaments are vintage 1950s to 1970s, with newer ones mixed in. I made the paper chains out of leftover wallpaper from several years back.

One of the new vintage Christmas items I purchased at the Brimfield Antiques Show this year is this double-sided plastic Santa.

And, this year's kitchen table centerpiece combines vintage blue ornaments with pinecones gathered from my sister's yard.

The vintage tablecloth is from last year, and I'll probably use it every year for as long as it lasts.

These photos show various vintage Christmas items decorating my play room. My friend Amy made the beautiful red and green pillow.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Pachydermatology

I had this plain black lamp in my hallway, sitting on top of my painted octagonal table.

Plain black lamp

Even though it sits on a patterned table, I decided it needed a facelift, so I invited the elephant into the room. I decoupaged it with a vintage wallpaper called Caladium, which features beautiful, oversized elephant ears painted in various greens, gray and black.

Before the stampede

The difficulty was working with the sloped shape of the shade. I cut out the wallpaper pieces and experimented with how I wanted them to overlap. I first used small pieces of masking tape to see how the finished layers would look, and made adjustments accordingly. Then I layered on the pieces with acrylic gloss medium.

For the finishing touch, I decided to inject a bit of whimsy by adding a stampede of elephants to the bottom of the shade.

Elephants enter the picture

I found an image of African elephants online, so I printed it and cut out the elephants.

The stampede ensues

Here's a closer shot so you can see the pattern better...

Pachyderm Pride

Roses On My Plate

My most recent Connecticut visit yielded the beginnings of a new dinnerware collection. This fab mid-century pattern (circa 1955) is called Rose Duet by J & G Meakin. I found four luncheon plates and four berry bowls in Collinsville — just $12 for the set!

I especially like the irregular shape and the gray latticed background, which resembles fabrics of the time.
The backs of the plates have an elaborate black crest that says, "English Staffordshire - Rose Duet," "Genuine Hand Engraved By Britain's Finest Craftsmen - Permanent Colours," and "J & G Meakin, Estd. 1851."

I actually had the glasses already.  The pattern is called Yellow Rose by Anchor Hocking, from the late 1950s-early 1960s. I think they complement the dinnerware rather nicely.

Have to go now! My butler James is saying, "Luncheon is served, Master Joe."

Night & Day Coupage: Green Light, Go!

My new office at work is a typical grey cube. Though decent in size, the lighting is not the best. There are the usual harsh, overhead fluorescents, but I needed a little ambience/task lighting — something with flair and pizzazz. So, I thought of a lamp I already have at home, which I recently moved to the basement because I wasn't using it ...

Ordinary faded lampshade

This is a decent modern desk lamp I purchased at Urban Outfitters a number of years ago. The shade is actually very faded, so I thought it would be the perfect candidate to undergo a decoupage treatment.

I browsed through my cumbersome yet handy vintage wallpaper book ...

The source of many of my collage/decoupage projects

And discovered an excellent green plaid pattern called Clansman. 

I then cut out pieces and laid them on the floor to create a design ...

Layout development

Because the pattern is gridded, it wasn't too difficult to create a design I liked. I first tried taping pieces onto the shade with masking tape to see if the design would fit properly. This was particularly difficult because I'd never worked with a cylindrical shape before. Once I got the four largest diamond-shaped pieces to fit, the rest of the pieces were relatively easy to place. Using acrylic gloss medium, I attached all of the wallpaper pieces to the shade, and voilá!

Shade with completed design applied

For the top and bottom edges, I was trying to find images of pie crusts to suggest key lime pie because of the light green colors in the paper, but once I cut them out, they looked like small intestines. NOT the look I was going for. Instead, I found this image online of a quiche, and I cut this out in the shape of thin pie crusts...

Real men decoupage with quiche

This photo shows another part of the design...

For the final touches, I cut out four circles of brown leather from one of my bags of leftover fabrics, using a nickel to get the size I wanted. I used silver pearl head pins to attach them to the lampshade. It's difficult to see from the photo, but parts of the wallpaper are metallic silver, so the silver pearl head pins complement the paper — and the lamp base — beautifully.

Night coupaged — ooh

Night coupaged — la la!

A Plastic Fantastic? Hassock & Other Curiosities

The final installment of the 2012 Brimfield Antiques Show yielded an abundance of unique and unusual items, including this ...

Plastic Fantastic? Hassock

Just when you thought you've seen it all — and I've been attending this show for many years and seen everything from a giant Rob's Big Boy sign to the tackiest lamps ever created — along comes another "What the hell is it?" item. This isn't the greatest photo, but if you're brave enough to look closely, the inside of this mid-century footstool houses some type of terrarium with, as my friend Katie put it, "the saddest plastic cemetery flowers" trapped inside. The price tag has it at $85 — EEYAAAAHHH!!!

Also hidden in plain sight was this proud phalanx of semi-creepy, headless mannequins that escaped the confines of some long lost department store windows...

Icabod Mannequin Army

I'm the one in the back with the mucho-chiseled abs, with my clothing casually draped over my right shoulder.

And, in case you've forgotten, plants can be awfully decorative, and can be displayed in myriad ways. I especially like this decorative Victorian plant stand — maybe it's a bit too decorative? — which would look darling against a wall of a screened-in porch. Maybe instead of plants I'd place a silver mirrored gazing ball on top of each fan. Sure wish I had a screened-in porch.

Plant Stand Fans

For this show, I purchased just a handful of bargain items, including this adorable "Nemo-ready" 3-pc. chalkware fish wall plaque — only $12.

On the top side of the fish, it says "1960 Miller Studio, Inc." And after doing a little digging on ebay, I found this bit of history about Miller Studio:

Miller Studio began as a small corner gift shop in New Philadelphia, Ohio in 1934 and was founded by Harry Miller and his wife Clela.

Mr. & Mrs. Miller had the idea that there might be a market in their shop for quality, hand painted wall plaques and began to produce these items in relatively small production runs...

Using a jobber sales force to distribute the pieces, by 1952 Miller Studio had become the leading manufacturer of decorative wall decor for the house wares trade...

Here it is on my bathroom wall next to my vanity mirror:

I also found another vintage print tablecloth. I already have several, but this one has a fall-like motif with the more atypical colors of yellow and brown. This was a good deal at $20.

And, because holiday traditions hold strong for me, I found more vintage Christmas bulbs to add to my ever-expanding collection. These are all miniature base C-6 series, G-E Mazda, and they all work. The two blue candle-shaped bulbs are difficult to find, so I was glad to get these. The pink color bulbs are also less plentiful, as are the yellow ones on the right (these are a truer yellow in comparison to the ones on the left, which are the more typical orange-yellow). These packages along with two more in pink are part of a lot I bought for $20. Happy Christmas in September!